Truthfully, no lives matter. We did nothing after Sandyhook. Kinda shows that we don’t care who dies, even little kids. Once you’re okay with that, the discussion ends.

At the end of law school (which is basically the worst for this sort of shit to start with), a woman who specialized in managing student debt came to speak to us. She explained that we shouldn’t take out a bar loan, because those loans are private. When someone asked how the hell we were supposed to pay for the bar…

I mean...this applies to SO MANY streets in Baltimore. I’ve never seen so many boarded up houses as when I briefly lived there for work 10 years ago. But somehow according to CNN, this is exceptional information.

I genuinely don’t get everyone’s outrage over fabletics. I have been a subscriber for almost 2 years now, and I legit love it. I read the fine print when I first ordered, so I knew full-well that in order to get the cheap first outfit I would have to sign up for a monthly subscription. I also read the part that said…

My Grandmother had recently purchased an electric carving knife

If you buy your lady some nice lingerie, I suggest buying yourself some nice shorts so when your women walks into the bedroom wearing the sexy outfit that you're not standing there in your skid marked BVDs.

For a solid one week period I had dreams of shagging Harry. I’m not ashamed.

gigi and zayn is hella for fake but i would watch them kiss n stuff if they were in2 it

Why do boys ALWAYS luck out with the beautiful eyelashes. My uncle seriously has the longest thickest blackest most beautiful eyelashes and I want to rip them off his eyes and implant them into my lids

One of the regulars on my bus looks a ridiculous amount like Zayn Malik!!! It took me months to figure out who he reminded me of. I don’t pay much attention or listen to One Direction so it took me until very recently to realize that Zayn Malik is one of the most beautiful human beings in existence. And after having…

I just want everyone to know that I had a borderline-sex dream about One Direction last night. Specifically the blond one. I am not actually a fan, but I’ll take it.

I LOVE how simple she kept her hair. I know it’s her typical look but if you find what works for you why change it? I wish I hadn’t let my hair/make-up artist do a half up/half down do with tons of hair spray (which I never wear). By the end of the night it was so limp and stringy and didn’t feel like me.

I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR THEM.

Don't be stupid be a smarty. Come and join the Nazi party

I just watched a man with an obvious concussion throw a pass to a man who shouldn’t be in the league anymore because he’s had so many concussions. That is peak NFL.

I am actually waiting for this exact scene to be recreated when my 83 year old beligerent father. He will try to commandeer the carving knife from my brother. Nothing like watching this fool try to make a John Wayne move for the knife. It is a highlight to see how long his pout lasts thru the meal before he try’s to…

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

It seems like I’m a minority opinion, but I really liked the ending of Mockingjay. How else could it have ended while staying true to the reality of the whole series? It honestly seemed as optimistic as possible to me. What else could Katniss do, other than survive, tenuously, with the only person who had suffered as…

I think I must be the only person who appreciated the bleakness of the ending of the books. I remember reading Mockingjay and thinking, “now that is some real-life shit that I’m not used to seeing from YA.”

I don’t know what’s deceptive about fabletics. They tell you multiple times when you sign up that if you don’t cancel your month by the 5th they charge you $49 that gets credited to your account. It makes you buy a gift card for yourself basically, and skipping a month takes one click. They also email you enough that…