I watched with some girlfriends last night and we’re all at least 90% sure that he was a fake ‘bachelor’ because 1) he really didn’t actually seem that drunk in moments where he wasn’t performing awfulness, 2) he was wearing his bathing suit, 3) his job (“junkyard specialist”) is one of the more absurd fake jobs in…

I love my life and I’m glad it shows.

This is terrifying and I hope you’re feeling better now. I’m prepping for my wedding and dodging this shit like the plague. With this article I can successfully tell all fad-diet marketing to piss off.

That really sucks for her. That being said, those photos for $10k? Girl you got scammed.

Um, she said Burberry, honey. Try over three times that.

i know i speak for all of us when i say:

I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”

Adultosaur.

...Look, can we stop with the cliche that anything other than a DIY wedding for as little money as possible is inherently terrible? If you are having a big wedding, a wedding planner can save money in the long run through contacts, and can save you a lot of stress. It doesn't automatically turn you into the…

the best part of this trailer was one direction.

I’ve had this problem with stylists that don’t get curly hair. If you take 2 inches off when it’s wet, it’s gonna be 4-6 inches shorter when it’s dry. I said one inch, I mean ONE INCH.

I’m honestly just so curious to see how they all turn out. Will they become like Nsync (superstar JT, mediocre star JC, and the rest being relatively normal/happy) or the Backstreet Boys (reunion after a ton of weird personal issues)? Who’s going to let himself go first (Liam)? Who’s going to be the one mentioning the…

I think Harry is a good singer in a very limited range. I love the gravelly quality of his voice and I think he’d sound great in some indie or folksy sounding rock that doesn’t ask too much. But he is great pals with the Azoff family and networks his ass off everywhere he goes (that charisma you mentioned) so I think…

This is a great first step. But I want to see retailers do this with clothes. I have found that boys and girls jeans and sweatpants are cut drastically differently for children as young as 3 months old. I regularly shop for clothes for my daughter in the boys section. I don’t feel as though my 15 month old child needs…

this is my greatest dream, of all my dreams.

liam is not bright enough to start anything

SLEEVES. This was my endless quest. To the person who asked for sleeves, I also really wanted sleeves when I got married last year! You could try what I did out of desperation: Chop a sleeved dress in half (have a tailor put some elastic on the bottom) and stick it on top of a skirt you like! It was really cheap…

when reading a 1d article, look at the number of comments and then divide by 2 because at least half of them will be me.

i was trying so hard to be teamzayn or teamerrybodybutnb but i cant

I read I Thee Dread weekly and I’m as single as it gets. Le sigh. One day...