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I tried the cowash thing, but ended up with very flat hair. My husband actually swears by it though!

I was afraid of this when he got hurt last season and they still made the AFC Championship.

The office I work at is so boring. It seems to me the most contentious issue is "whose leftovers has made the fridge smell like farts THIS time?" and the passive-aggressive cleaning of the fridge by a single employee (who also happens to be the usual announcer of the said fart smell).

I felt so bad for Jade last night when she brought up how much Chris's blog hurt her. How did no one tell her that Chris doesn't actually write those?! Poor woman.

You know, i thought this book would be published by Amazon but it looks like Chris got himself an actual publisher? Remember when bachelorette winner Chris Siegfried(?) published a book of poems?

I hate when people gang up on someone. Stop pretending you were all excited to marry a farmer and move to Iowa.

Every woman who goes on this show should study Emily Maynard on Brad's season. She clearly felt the same way Britt did, but she used it to subtly manipulate Brad into feeling guilty about spending time with the other women. It worked so well that Brad violated one of the show's (unspoken, except after the fact)…

Her hair is a thing of majesty, and proof that life is not fair.

And also she made no mention and took no responsibility for her implosion when Kaitlyn got the rose instead of her, which I feel like is probably the real reason why Chris sent her home.

I definitely see Harry as the biggest risk taker when it comes to fashion. It doesn't always work (the SNL hat still gives me nightmares) but he manages to consistently stand out in a group of five guys. Or maybe I am just a magpie that is drawn to his shiny gold boots?

"I have full confidence in my teammates to execute that play because we had run it so many times."

Hey, fuck you. Don't bring plain pizza into this. Pizza in its natural state is a beautiful thing.

He also got to have sex with Ellie Goulding... What in the actual hell.

+1.

For my sister's I had everyone invited send me their funniest, loveliest memories, photos etc of her and then printed them on to fabric which I then made into bunting.

cosigned. I also think karlie kloss is hot as fuck.

Dude, dick paraphernalia is the fucking worst. Get her a sash that says "Bachelorette" or a tiara or something, or dress up like you're doing Glamour Shots, but for the love of all that's holy, don't get dick paraphernalia. Not only is it uncomfortable for at least half the party (if not more), it's utterly…

Oh man, I'd only make it one episode in, but it'd be worth it to wear a Victorian bathing suit in the Jacuzzi while cramming my face-hole full of Oreos. And when bro eliminates me in the Rose Ceremony, I'd totally do my signature dance (a sort of running in place while spinning in a circle; also includes some…