Girl, stop. Please.

This would have more stars if you hadn't started by saying it was an "unpopular opinion". Seriously - it was meh. It also ignored the darkest stuff about him.

I respect a strong lipstick game in all contexts, but her lipstick (however fabulous it may be) does not in fact match her shoes. Which is fine! Lord knows I don't usually match my lipstick to my shoes, either! But her lipstick is a true pink, and those shoes are berry.

well, you have to live SOMEWHERE

Seriously! I sorta want Kaitlyn to win because she is my favorite of all the girls, but I don't want her to be trapped with that doofus in the middle of nowhere. So I think he should pick Whitney. She makes the most sense with him.

I read Reality Steve and he is the biggest Britt apologist - I think her stunning looks might make straight men a little dick-crazy. He totally thinks Britt is the next Bachelorette, but I mean, are we even watching the same show? I think she's really fake and imploded this week because she couldn't stand to not be…

Oh yeah. She's got twice the personality of Chris and probably has the self-esteem to handle it.

The runner part of me thinks this is awesome.

I swear I'm not bullying you. I'm only posting this because it's appropriate.

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