KEY & PEELE SKITS THAT COULD DOUBLE AS TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODES

Not for nothing, Logan is the worst airport in the world.

Brian Schottenheimer has to whip out the Jergens while watching that clip.

On a lark I watched it again a month ago and it absolutely holds up. Also more violent than I remember it, in an time that wasn’t *quite* the Attitude Era yet.

BRIEEEEE MOOOOOOODE

JINGLEALLTHEWAY

Yep, and he’s still going to whip Nixon’s ass, which says much about her value as a candidate and her loudest supporters’ value as advocates.

Also, she’s going to get her ass kicked on Thursday, sowwy.

He’s still going to win in a blowout, hth

The TRUE “golden age of The Simpsons” was the period of time when they’d make characters who weren’t talking look off, unfocused, into space (a la Homer in that gif). Has yet to stop being funny.

Normal person: “That person is paid closer to what they’re worth. I wish I were too, and should fight for that.”

I’m a UGA fan and I’m bummed that a whole bunch of ex-Dawgs will be on this ship when it finally capsizes. Sony Michel is one of the coolest NCAA players ever and he’s gonna have to bear the brunt of Southie hawt takes the first time he puts the ball on the carpet.

Plus Guthrie’s does the exact same thing but better.

Again, as a UGA fan, I must point out that Blair Walsh went in the tank in college because his girlfriend dumped him. He’s got the mental toughness of Kleenex. We warned y’all.

“Make your own” in 3...2...

Alabama Clearly False Started On The Game-Tying Touchdown®

Tyler Simmons Was Onsides®

Meanwhile, the bizarre alternate universe 2017 Falcons with Lane Kiffin as OC went 13-3.

Falcons by a factor of a bajillion. Because...

That iconic shot in ep 1 of the abandoned highway leading into the city.....in real life, that’s just a road (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_Parkway) connecting a part of Atlanta with another part. Which is vaguely metaphorical, I feel.