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“bizarre, formless, strangely sexual, vaguely unsettling”

They should have paused the game for him to take a lap around the field high fiving the fans.

It would be sweeter to score 82 and then pull himself out of the game. 

These Gruden images are going to turn us all into Pinbacker.

Baines doesn’t care.  He’s got no chin in the game.

They had no choice, in his British accent he kept calling everyone “Whoms.”

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

Hey, Jon. Welcome to Deadspin. There’s some aloe on Petchesky’s desk, you should use it.

Look, I warned you guys. Feel free to pull a Jezebel and banhammer me but I made a promise and I fucking keep my promises.

One thing that stood out to me at the time was how this movie and Batman Begins approached their subject from completely different places. Batman Begins essentially had a thesis statement that it had to work to earn the audience back. Superman Returns acted as if it had the audience in its corner from the get go.

That’s quite the switch for AP.

Oh yea I remember that because they cut to that logo immediately after that player gets his eye gouged out on the field because Oliver Stone loves him some good ole-fashioned SYMBOLISM!

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

My favorite Hawk catchphrase is when he’s silent for 5 straight minutes after the Sox get screwed out of a win or blow a save, or when he’s running out of the booth to go check on Todd Frazier

I knew something was fishy when she released a new version of “Kill v. Maim” in which the cheerleader chant was changed to “B-U-Y A BRAND NEW TESLA!”. 

I hated 2017 because that was the year they cancelled @midnight.

I don’t care whether you’re chanting “Sev-en-teen, sev-en-teen” or “We can smell it.” The fact remains, you really need to stop creeping on those girls and go home.

Spoiler alert: Magneto will become good, bad, good again...another quicksilver slow-mo that takes 10 minutes and everyone will forget the destruction of the world because nothing fucking matters anymore.

Ha, can't believe I'm the first on this one.