“Did you know that Turner Field is STILL empty despite the fact that there are two large schools in downtown that could probably use it?”

I’LL GO! YOU JUST WATCH ME GO!

Fromm threw an 85-yard TD on third and long in the natty. It’s not like he was shitting his pants out there.

Friendly reminder that Todd Gurley was suspended more games for signing jerseys than Urban Meyer has been for systematically sweeping domestic assault under the rug.

“Last year, Jake Fromm and Jacob Eason competed for the starting gig in the preseason, and Fromm won.”

As I am a Georgia fan, allow me to inform you Seahawks fans that

BACK BACK BACK BACK HELLO ANOTHER CITY IN THE STATE WHERE THE ALL-STAR GAME IS BEING HELD!!!!

That guitar coming in for the first chorus is my favorite musical “thing” of the ‘10s.

Fuck Park Slope.

Exactly. Would Fat Stache here take offense if in response to his Takes, the Braves tossed a 95 mph fastball at a Mets pitcher’s ear the next time the two face? Oh yes he would.

In this very response, your spacing after sentences is inconsistent. Thanks for proving my point!

Medium burgers are great. 

Chicago hot dog snobs are ridiculous. You can’t turn your nose up at other dogs when you put honkin’ CELERY SALT on yours.

I’m an editor for a living. Pretty much everyone I edit who uses two spaces between sentences will always have a litany of other bizarre style errors throughout. Three commas instead of ellipses, quotation marks for emphasis, two hyphens instead of a dash, etc.

Carl doesn’t think Reyes is hurting the Mets, you know, with the whole “doesn’t believe in dinosaurs” thing.

The actual team they played, the “Dallas Knights,” were way more interesting than the Houston Texans!

And, if you take a spin through their twitter feeds during bowl season and beyond, they have an active disdain for the college football product. Which, fine, that’s your aesthetic choice, but...IT’S YOUR JOB TO CARE!

As a Georgia fan, I was shocked that Greyson “7-15, 102 yards, 0 TDs; oh also he’s tall” Lambert didn’t get a cup of coffee in the League.

“If you would let me give you pinky promise kisses

Nah, that’s a great logo with clever use of negative space.