Screw Polk. Dude sold slaves on the lawn of the damn White House.

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Art Angels is my second-favorite album of the ‘10s, so much baggage and all.

Remember when you defended kindly old grampa Bernie from BLM protesters? That was funny.

Moms.

A game-winning ARRRRRRBI

UGA fan here. This was me as Sony Michel had unoccupied space between him and the Rose Bowl endzone in 2OT:

(Sox blow save, give up game-winning grand slam to light-hitting infielder)

Pffft, nah.

I’m a Georgia fan who was in the stands for both UGA’s 2013 Hail Mary loss to Auburn and UGA’s 2015 Hail Mary loss to Tennessee.

I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’

I regret to inform the Committee to Repackage Rich White Dude Hamilton Nolan as a Radical that receipts exist:

It’s OK, Bernie will give y’all the comfort food of DEMS BAD AND CORRUPT and you’ll go right back to slurpin’.

No, no really.

Hey, if you make it a comedy, it can end with 9/11 the way I (Class of ‘01) experienced it: With my college-freshman-year Tuesday 9:30 a.m. professor coming in and saying “y’all see some idiot flew his plane into the WTC?”. Whoops.

Yep, and going into the NFL, Manziel *also* had a legacy. Heisman winner, Texas A&M’s best season in years, beat Bama in Tuscaloosa. Then he pissed it away, sure. But he had it. Same for RG3.

The entire *point* of FOX & Friends, of course, is to tell pucker-faced ancient white bigots that *they* are special.

PETE CARROLL HIRED BRIAN SCHOTTENHEIMER IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2018

He won a Heisman Trophy.

I guess I’m one of the mythical “undecided voters,” in that I am undecided as to whether I will vote at all. There are surely more undecided voters like me than of the other type, those civic-minded numbskulls who populate televised town halls and Frank Luntz focus groups because they are positive they will vote, but…