Where’s his George W. Bush-Approved® Flightsuit and Codpiece?

We need a Strowman/Alexa Bliss stable just for the size disparity lulz.

Featuring double torn quads for McMahon!

All is not *necessarily* lost – the Hawks will certainly play their Z lineup but that same bunch of randos somehow won at Cleveland a week ago, so.

Dolph sells like HBK did at 2005 SummerSlam. It’s a bit much at times.

Todd Grantham is a steak-headed moron, and his players follow suit.

Manning might be the best QB of all time. He also complained whenever the Broncos fans would cheer too loud.

Falcons fan here. Matt Ryan is a good NFL QB who was excellent this past season, helming one of the league’s most prolific offenses in history. He’s been to two NFCCGs and one Super Bowl that the Falcons should’ve won. Not bad. Let’s run that checklist, shall we?

Shame you couldn’t ass yourself to vote, though.

The Tallman House.

#MAGA (Cardinals)

This dumb fuck trashed the CDC during the ebola crisis and acted like stay-at-home parents who don’t let little Madysynnye go to school because of the sniffles were somehow greater experts on the subject of infectious diseases than those NERRRRDS in labcoats. Pure buffoonery. In a just world, she’d be locked in the…

Joe knew.

My best friend in college was a lady, and we even *shared a bed* once without it leading to ungodly sex. Not to mention the horror of having a meal together on occasion.

“YOU RUINED THE PROGRAM”

Funny thing is, you don’t have to be awesome at defense to win at the college game, either. 2015 Duke was famously apathetic about that portion of the game, for instance.

Agreed. The 2003 Spurs can go screw, but the various forms of the current version are awesome.

So what you’re saying is that fans should start a CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK chant whenever Tebow’s in the batter’s box.

“Prince James”

I’m wary about saying anything positive about Boston-area professional sports, but Fenway is pretty damn great about keeping the peripheral nonsense to a minimum.