Back in 2006, CBS lost the announcer feed for a UCONN/Nova game for almost the entire second half. (This was back during the Billy Packer days.) It was glorious.

Getting his nuts massaged by the Gold Dome didn’t stop Kirby from losing to friggin Vanderbilt last season. I was there. It sucked.

you guys made a Big Important Point about how voting sucks

Kentucky cheated the entire season because they’re freaking Kentucky, and I root for another SEC team and know what’s what. Wisconsin cheated against Kentucky because they got a free shot when the shot clock erroneously reset. Duke cheated against Wisconsin because Allen kept causing contact and going the line, and…

Perhaps the doughfaced podcasteratti hereabouts should bother giving a shit about voting next time.

NO WORKOUT. NO WORKOUT. YOU’RE THE WORKOUT.

And what’s the deal with airplane peanuts?

- IM SPECIAL

- Race cheaters

“If Magic Johnson acquires good players, the Los Angeles Lakers will win more basketball games!”

Betcha John McCain voted unlike someone we all know

SEC football refs just all got erections and are wondering why

AJ Gibbs’s little “Oh no.” when “Eating 30 pancakes” is announced as his third review is so good.

They’re both fine. Jesus.

Joe knew

Too much Stone Cold 2001 heel run, not enough Rock 1999 heel run.

He pops up now and again during Duke timeouts (he’s an assistant coach for them), wearing smart-person glasses and not making the Scheyer Face. It’s a bummer.

Why Singler, though? Dude was goofy looking but not an asshole, unless I missed something.

I like everyone in the comments being all original and clever with the “it’s TRUMP!” jokes when...y’all didn’t check that link in the parentheses, did you?

I remember Kentucky trying to do this to Georgia in the ‘08 SEC Tournament, but not getting the call. Yep, that’s right, *Kentucky* didn’t get that call, which still floors me.