Jesus. You bought your kid a CASKET?

There’s nothing more expensive than a $1000 vehicle. You know you have to put another $1000 in to it immediately and it still isn’t worth anything.
 
This is a $2000 vehicle, well outside 1 standard deviation from $1000 = $2000 = $0 value of a $1000 vehicle.
 
In summation, NP, plus the Bottle Rockets did a fun song about…

Right down to the shades...

Alf is spot on. I was thinking Class 7 and something. That something is Alf.

It’s either Class 4 or Alf.

Pop quiz, hotshot. What if it’s from the 8th Dimension?

Ah yes, Apollo 13, my favorite science fiction movie.

Can I say it?

Fun fact: the mid-90's Nissan Raheem was powered by 20 “D” fucking Energizer batteries.

In 2003, I bought a new Acura 3.2 CL Type S for about $28,000. It had struts.

I thought I saw “It reminds me of the Nissan Raheem of the 90s”

That’s usually where I draw the line to differentiate decent cars form shit boxes.

As someone who *routinely* stalks Cayenne postings because you bet your sweet bunghole a Cayenne is on the list of things to buy if I ever get another full-time job...yes.

Pretty amazing you owned it though. Me? I double-down when I fuck up. ;)

And shortly after, upside down cars like they have in Australia.

I like it! Had you told me it was a new Panamera I’d have believed you.

After engine swap: “Too much money for someone else’s project. CP.”

Yep, classic case of “I know what I have.”

Or I take it easy and have .01% more patience when I’m tired enough to mess it up. How about a nice relaxing massage every time I pump gas? Frees up those credit card swiping muscles.

The only problem I have is pulling the trigger before the pump can send gas to the noozle, which then doesn’t let it engage, and I have to start over again after I notice that no gas has come out.