So are most car purchases, my guy. 

Lot of hate on the Escalade. I am glad it exists though. My family of 6 and a boat that needs frequent trailering has few options. Hard to find a Suburban with the 6.2, which all Slades have standard (great motor overall, much better tower than the 5.3), and other options like rear air suspension leveling for towing,…

Ok, I’m out.

CP just for putting this at the end of the ad:

I don’t see an apostrophe between the I and M on his license plate. I think he’s just really good at instant messaging.

Life goals, right here

Christ! Whatever job you have isn’t worth it.

Yeah, he knows what he’s got.

NP NP NP NP NP NP NP NP

Fucking Balls of Chaos screwed me again. ELEVENTH?

I’m an engineer as well. I prefer steel bicycle frames to aluminum ones.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

So is this a Crack Pipe or just an excuse to talk about what you do for a living?

Nope. TortolliniTess

I wrote this yesterday. There’s still some great content coming throughout the day. If you’ve got the day off, heed my advicce and “don’t touch that dial!”

They know what they've got 

Aston Martin Vanquish Zagato Shooting Brake!

That first picture reminds me of jimmy Durante.

Holy shit those make the hideousness of this thing that much more apparent.