Torch, is that you?

Note to self: drive like an asshole only on a full tank.

Great article.

This former officer will take one in Air Force blue.

Starred for solicitation of ad hominem attacks.

*raises hand*

Agrees.

My wife keeps telling me that if I want a new car, I would have to sell my Porsche. I’m not sure that I get rid of it to offset the cost of a new Taycan, but I’m willing to trade in her and her Jeep Cherokee instead. I’ll even throw in the 16-year-old to sweeten the deal; he’s pretty inexpensive to maintain, but that…

Good take, have a star.

...or if the Tesla app takes a shit.

Decreasing circumference anus.

I daily drive a CL Type S that I bought new in 2003. It’s pushing 200K miles and runs like a champ. Nothing but routine maintenance over the past 16 years.

This is the internet, so kindly get the fuck out of here with that rational and generally excellent recommendation.

Solid.

Goddam, David Tracy, do you ever want Brandon to get laid again?

I’m a 981 owner, and honestly, I think I’d rather have an all-electric Macan over the Taycan, although that is one fine looking EV sedan.

...you doing good bud?

Engine amphetamines?

As an SD resident, I consider any fix-it ticket to be the no-front-plate tax that needs to be paid if/when I get caught.

Not a supercar and not a sports car, but a car nevertheless, at least my 16-year-old Acura 3.2 CL Type S has prestige and brand equity going for it.