A new prototype, yes, just like the rest of them over the past 60 years. Nothing to see here.

Had they built this city on rock and roll, there would be no push for a community grid.

Gen X here, can confirm that I’m not lining up for a GM product. Well, not yet anyway.

And unlike the rest of us, the little badass doesn’t skip leg day. I’ll never have calves like that — and it’s not like I’m a slacker in the gym, either. Fuck him and his steroid milk cocktail.

Ok, Erik, you’ve convinced me to stick with the 18's on my 981 and not go nutty with some 20's.

I feel like this is Bizarro Jalopnik with Jason’s somewhat sensible and un-Torch-like recommendation and David Tracy’s WTF? suggestion.

Leave it to kzcan to take it to the lowest common denominator! :D

Dear god. +1

Seriously, people just need to follow the rules, especially the unwritten ones.

Brown rice with a tossed salad on the side.

I think the conception was in secret, but the birth was hilariously public.

Toyota: Born in “secret”

Was it this guy?

That wailing around 5:30-6:00...aaand...I’m spent...

Seems legit.

“He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.

Listen up, Champ Kind—you keep your shaggin’ wagon with custom 6-inch foam bed away from my mother. But if you ever do take her out for a nice seafood dinner, by god you had better call her again. Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! Do you understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

Dude, I would have 14 different drinks if I took the Sienna on a road trip!

Not going to lie, I like the way the cup holders look and operate in my 981, but they’re terrible at holding, well, anything. I keep several koozies and sleeves in the glove box for ill-fitting cans and travel mugs.