981 Cayman owner, can confirm all those things.

Hell yes. I subscribed to both C&D and R&T, despite the fact that 75% of the content seemed to overlap. And Motor Trend too, just for the hell of it.

I smell what you’re cooking. Have a star.

When reading Torchinsky’s suggestions, I usually think he’s either trolling or a complete fucking weirdo, or both. But man, he nailed this one. Nicely done, Torch, nicely done.

California here. There’s no way a front plate is going on my 981. Almost 4 years and no problems.

Yes, exactly this!

Agree that the Polestar 2 is visually unappealing. Looks like a Saab 900 mated with a Lincoln MKZ or something. The proportions are just, I dunno, off.

Starred for Gunkhalla.

I see you’re skipping the low hanging fruit and going straight for the rotten puns on the ground. Have a star anyway. :D

Goddam that’s bad. Take your star.

That driver’s dumb Ascot eaten up by that hole!

This is the internet, so get out of here with your plausible scenarios. There’s simply no room for rational thinking or giving others the benefit of the doubt.

Yup, I live just south of Camp Pendleton in the Oside/Cbad area, can confirm those speeds. Can also confirm they could easily come to a screeching halt northbound around SJC and southbound around the 76. But yeah, that’s one of the better stretches for a little zoom zoom.

What the hell, man? You need to slap a NSFW tag on that picture!

What I really want to know is how many HP does the Whores Wanted sticker add?

But the global sports car market is slowing down, and I have a largely anecdotally-based theory that audiences haven’t really warmed up to the turbo four-cylinder engines in those cars. Buy more 718s, you jokers!

Ha! *right click save*

Um, yeah, my reply doesn’t even compare, so you get the star, my man!

Can confirm. Actually, I found the bigger the cup the better. My favorite travel mug tapers towards the bottom but is still fairly wide and it fits nice and snug — doesn’t move at all. Cans, on the other hand, are no bueno. I always put a koozie on mine before stuffing them into the cup holder. Then, of course, the…

No thanks. As others have noted, too much hype, not enough wow. If I want a BMW, I’ll get a BMW.