Anything “open-faced” is not a sandwich. I will die on this mountain.

Maybe the real problem is how long it’s being housed at a depot?

Here we are back again at “everything wrong with recycling is because individuals are screwing it up”, and it’s never “recycling companies were lying to you the whole time, were never recycling, and were just shipping it all off to China. And now that China is refusing to accept it, the recyclers, who were little more…

When I was a kid, my mom had a mandoline that had retractable metal pins on the guard/holder/puck thing, and it held the vegetables so much better than any of the ones with plastic teeth. I’ve spent years trying to find a reasonably priced mandoline that had metal teeth, but they almost never show or talk about this…

Seriously? No SkyNet?!!! It’s literally become the definition of rouge killer AIs.

It’s a good thing The Salty Waitress isn’t here...

Same, I tell you what.

Having a subgroup of people that either choose to not participate or are disallowed from participation for legitimate reasons doesn’t make them ‘naughty’, and doesn’t make them a ‘class’ (at least in the sense of being a more or less privileged portion of the general population). Currently, there is a class divider, …

I have no idea where it originally came from, but I heard it on the Dr. Demento show when I was a kid, in a song by Tom “T-Bone” Stankus called Existential Blues. I’d never heard anything like it, and haven’t since either – it’s the kind of thing that sticks with you. If you listen to it, it’ll probably stick with you…

Oh, I don’t know... did you read the article?

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

It’s not a master plan, it’s just an unintended thing that happens to result in Apple making more sales, and as such, is probably something they’re not super interested in putting forth much effort towards fixing.

This list is incomplete without a 1993 Chevy Cavalier. Period.

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Fair enough!

That feels more like Steven Wright.

I didn’t notice it at first, but that shot isn’t from Forrest Gump, and that’s not Tom Hanks.

I looked at the entire lineup – not one sofa.

I looked at the entire lineup – not one sofa.