Dude, remember the point of the article.

Yes, wet, low and slow (as they should be). If you want to try in some of the pans I have, I’d be happy to send them to you – you could just keep them, as a matter of fact – but I guarantee you a) will be soaking them in soapy water overnight, and b) will end up hiding them away, pretending that they’re not in your…

If you claim you haven’t fused eggs to a pan – especially one that purports to be “nonstick” but isn’t – you’re lying and you know it. I don’t know how you can even reach the stove from that high horse.

Eggs fused to a pan are absolutely 100% easier to get off after soaking in soapy water overnight, and “a few minutes” in hot water is woefully inadequate for a job like that. Furthermore, reheating the pan does nothing to improve that situation, and arguably makes it worse.

“Out of the 28 dark chocolates Consumer Reports tested, five chocolates were found safe safer to eat.”

All of those are legit, but this list is 100% invalid without Ellie and Carl.

You’re so cool.

I know you put your disclaimer in the beginning, but you can’t seriously expect to write a “X Best Of” article without people piping in about what you forgot and got wrong. I mean come on.

You sure I’m the one that had a nerve hit, seeing as you felt the need to jump in on a simple comment complimenting the author with a full paragraph detailing your house rules and your judgement of all of your guests?

Thank you for an article like this that isn’t just “don’t give them anything”, because that’s ridiculous and just not going to happen.

What I want is, when an ad for a TV show or movie is playing, to have a “record” or “add to DVR” button.

If you like it, you should absolutely do it. I personally prefer milking every last second of closed-eye time in the morning, not giving myself extra arbitrary work to do, and then just plopping into my already open bed at night, flopping the covers over, and quickly fading to unconsciousness.

The ‘adult’ thing to do is focus on taking care of and providing for yourself and your family. Making your bed doesn’t make you smarter, more responsible, more hard-working, more ethical, or more caring, which are the things I would like to see more ‘adults’ work on, rather than getting the perfect tuck on their…

Do you know the restraint it’s taking to not reply with a ‘lived near your mother’ joke right now?