Fair enough, but that’s not so much ‘making’ your bed as it’s ‘defending’ your bed and then getting used to it.

Or – and hear me out – making your bed is NOT important. Don’t make your bed.

Reasonable points on the spying, but at the end of the day, how would that be any different than somebody looking through your window? And the solution is basically the same – be slightly aware of it and close your blinds/close your laptop.

I really don’t understand why everybody freaks out about this when there are so many other, more serious ways that your privacy can be violated. All they’re going to get is hours of this:

If it’s gonna be the slideshow ye be showin’ yer gonna be takin’ a long walk off of a short plank...

“Ahh, still a little fight left in you. Maybe you’d like to meet friends of mine.”

That’s the first thing I mention. It’s the one I use.

iStat Menus/MenuMeters (MenuMeters kinda died in 2015, but there’s a resurrected version for newer Mac OS versions here: https://member.ipmu.jp/yuji.tachikawa/MenuMetersElCapitan/).

Same also. Please, readers who pass by here, let all of these first-hand accounts serve as your warning – don’t ever, ever, EVER buy a Samsung refrigerator. You will regret it.

If you’re looking for old extension cables, try and go way back, like 2010. Apple change the materials used in the later years, making the cable less prone to tangling, but also making it 100% guaranteed to spring open and sprawl out all over any time you try to coil it up and set it down. The old cables are much more…

Don’t forget to prepare cards to hand out explaining the whole thing every time a guest opens your fridge...

This article is utterly ridiculous and completely misleading. While it’s technically possible for these things to happen, the implication is that if you continue to do as you’ve been doing your entire life that they will happen, which is just plainly untrue. I mean, seriously, come on.

You chose the absolute correct version of A Christmas Carol. The Alastair Sim version > all others. The colorized version is ok, but the black and white is better still. Well done.

Came here for this. Not disappointed.

That’s one magic waffle maker – a traditional waffle pattern that produces a snowflake!

Or, you know, don’t feed your loved ones to the soulless Meta machine.

Or, you know, don’t feed your loved ones to the soulless Meta machine.

“What would you say you actually do here, Bob?”