Don’t ever ever ever EVER buy a Samsung refrigerator. It will become the bane of your existence. I’m not exaggerating. Don’t.

Don’t ever ever ever EVER buy a Samsung refrigerator. It will become the bane of your existence. I’m not…

Forgot one...

*Googling “how many teaspoons in a glug”*

Now how am I supposed to get that authentic blue rubber flavor?

It’s an obnoxious nitpick (so I apologize and am ready for the incoming attacks), but if you’re talking about Macs, the “Return messages from the grave” image should be Command (⌘) Z – not to mention that that key command isn’t actually how the task is accomplished (unless I’m off-base about the functionality).

No, no you didn’t understand me at all. I was responding to your assertion that I was either stupid or terrible for saying that the game was brilliant – you know, “expressing my opinion”. This was an attack on my opinion, by the way, that came out of the blue, was uninvited, and passed summary judgement on me without…

I can presume from your response that you didn’t actually read about the game. If you had, you would either have a different opinion, or have just proven that you’re the secret Hitler.

Sounds like the car employed the D.E.N.N.I.S. system...

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Useful instruction, and one of the few areas where video content is appropriate (or even preferable)! Thank you!

Don’t buy a Samsung refrigerator. Ever. Unless you hate yourself. Don’t.

Don’t buy a Samsung refrigerator. Ever. Unless you hate yourself. Don’t.

Exactly this. Don’t ever buy a Samsung refrigerator. You. Will. Regret. It.

Exactly this. Don’t ever buy a Samsung refrigerator. You. Will. Regret. It.

That game is brilliant!

“Parents of kids with allergies have to be vigilante”

Do not buy a Samsung refrigerator. Mark my words, you’ll regret it. They’re the Alex Jones of refrigerators. They’ll make your life miserable and laugh at you the whole time.

Do not buy a Samsung refrigerator. Mark my words, you’ll regret it. They’re the Alex Jones of refrigerators. They’ll…

Thank you for not making this a slideshow!

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There’s also defconwarningsystem.com

I’ll type slower for you, since you didn’t grok my statement.

If you buy a Samsung refrigerator, every day will be black, not just Friday.

If you buy a Samsung refrigerator, every day will be black, not just Friday.