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Will complaining about it have an impact, especially when grifting for money is involved? Likely not, but know what’s guaranteed to not have an impact? Not saying anything.

If that second one was over the range, I’d be sold

Don’t ever buy a Samsung refrigerator. Don’t do it. You’ll regret it. Just don’t.

Don’t ever buy a Samsung refrigerator. Don’t do it. You’ll regret it. Just don’t.

#7: Don’t post a slideshow article when a regular, easy to read one would do just fine.

Fair enough. Maybe it’s just me then.

My point exactly – do you use it that way because it genuinely best fits your needs, or because using it any other way is just too big of a pain?

Well, it’s better than zero, but two buttons out of the like 30 isn’t exactly standardized. The fact that those buttons are pretty commonplace is exactly why everybody ends up just using the “quick time” buttons, and then babysitting it and just taking their stuff out when they think they need to. What if we could…

*Unrelated but adjacent rant*

The first time, definitely – IF it actually went down like she claims. If I was a Gold member, going through the proper process, and they got me arrested, you can bet I’ll see them in hell before I just let that roll off my back.

(VERY NSFW)

So do KIND bars fit within the new definition?

Look at it! Look at it and remember! Never let this happen again!

My eyeballs beg to differ.

Are we all pretending that this Ferrari doesn’t exist?

Just don’t Hasselhoff your food...

Yo dawg, I heard you like onions...

“Thank you for the compliment and the free water bottle. These aren’t the droids I’m looking for. Move along.”