According to one witness: “The man in the back said ‘Everyone attack!’, and it turned into a ballroom blitz!”

Also, Don’t Look Up.

Nice shot

The crayon thing may not have worked for you, but I can tell you for certain that it did indeed work for my dog growing up (I didn’t feed them to the dog, she just ate them – multiple times – and ruining my prized brand new box of 64 did NOT make me happy).

But. It’s. Already. In. Your. Drink.

As a former valet, I can confirm that backing in to a spot is the far superior way to go. That being said, most people have so little control over their cars that it’s really questionable whether they should be driving at all, so yeah, backing in is probably a bit much for them.

Second Life. She dug my wizard avatar...

EV makers, the US Government, and small businesses should unite together to revive the road trip/tourist trap legacy of Route 66. Encourage people to fly less and hit the open road by reviving/adding new attractions all along route 66, and having charging stations at every one of them. People roll up, plug in, and…

What if I’m going to visit my girlfriend, who totally exists? You don’t know her though, and she stays off of social media, but she’s super hot – trust me.

My point is that ‘Come Home I’m Naked Already’ has an immediacy that wouldn’t have made sense via any of the communication methods of the time, and therefore is likely not really from the 1930s or 40s.

People get married... and then divorced...

Horny I get, but ‘Come Home I’m Naked Already’ only makes sense in the context of some sort of immediate communication to someone relatively nearby. People didn’t have texting in the 1940s, telegrams were not exactly convenient, spontaneous, or cheap, so also not a likely candidate, and if it was a phone call, then…

“suspend disbelief, it’s good for you”

So you’re telling me that people were sending letters that would take an unknown number of days to be delivered to a person an unknown number of days from home saying ‘Come Home I’m Naked Already’?

Same.

Seems like what you’re really wanting is a Drumstick...