Does it come with a forced free U2 album?

Don’t even put the idea of touching Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in people’s heads! There is NO way that a new movie could be made that would do anything but trample the perfection of the original. It’s like saying “You know, somebody should make a follow-up to the Mona Lisa.” Just. Leave. It. Alone.

On behalf of all Kinja, let me thank you for not putting this in a slideshow or a video.

Of course the Mayo Clinic would say that – you know what they want you to use...

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My mistake...

OK, I’ll bite - if you don’t like any of that stuff, what DO you like?

All of these misheard lyrics – even a mention of Pearl Jam, and the granddaddy of them all isn’t included? Talk about never being able to hear the song any other way again...

Manfred Mann’s “Blinded by the Light” is a masterpiece, and Springsteen’s is an impression of Hunter S. Thompson doing an impression of Bob Dylan. Meh. Springsteen has A TON of amazing timeless stuff, but this ain’t one of them. There was a reason Mann’s was the bigger hit. It is sheer awesomeness.

Yours is the optimal plan.

“Plymouth Rock is just a rock!”

Disagree on Mount Rushmore - it has a lot of issues around land stealing, but it is nonetheless legitimately impressive. The crowds? Less so. The nearby Crazy Horse memorial (eternally in progress) is definitely worth it too. But absolutely pad the trip with all of the various natural and weird attractions around…

I think it’s a hot dog.

And unnaturally in Taco Bell “meat”.

Taco Bell should lead with that in every commercial.

Perhaps I’ve underestimated America’s stupidity...

That was the musical equivalent of Dr. Pimple Popper – I... I couldn’t look away...

Well then, by all means, let me dish you up...

A) You show me anybody who associates Taco Bell with Latinx cultures.