I invite you all to attend the debut performance of my new band, Rage in the Metaverse!

They’re going to bolster people’s ability to move – think how many more ‘friends with a truck’ there will be. And don’t forget the secondary benefits to the pizza and beer industries.

Touché.

Datum is a singular data element, data is a collective singular, like evidence (e.g. ‘The evidence is clear.’ [correct] vs. ‘The evidence are clear.’ [incorrect]).

This. Is. Ridiculous.

Seconded. When I’m in a line for a belt/clerk checkout, I’m in line for 1 checkout location. When I’m in a line for self checkout, I’m in line for 4 or 6 or 8 checkout locations.

can we all just use data as a singular noun?

I’m going to watch The Batman the proper way – six months from now, on my phone, in the bathroom, in 47 3.8-minute installments.

I hope they include a ban on slideshow articles in their demands.

I hope they include a ban on slideshow articles in their demands.

Mmmm... food metaphors...

All of this. And if you really want to get your dishes clean, add a teaspoon of Ivermectin to the load. And to get that spot-free shine, be sure to put in a cup of your own urine.

...Or this? (Seriously, this should be #1)

...Or this?

...Or this?

...Or how about this?...

Seriously, this isn’t on the list?!?!?!

If you want to summon 30 demons, add “Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A” to the end...

Eff that. Get the hell outta there.

Can’t unsee.