Did the ole’ shoppy choppy to it real quick:

Mach my words, it’ll be awesome!

Sssssweet!

Hey, it’s Ambien and red wine. And I insist you address me as Commander RocketMan, Lord of The Stars

On its front, it has what BMW claims is “the largest kidney grill ever designed for a BMW model.”

Holy shit, those kidneys... WTF BMW this is getting ridiculous.

So the cartoon shit show continues.

“It sounds cool, but also extremely expensive to fix if it ever breaks.”

Healthy kidneys would never grow to this size. These are cancerous tumors that have infected BMW.

Eww that looks groß!

Nope.  Lives in Chicago and doesn’t know a damn thing about cars.

I have a boring commute. Still love my stick shift. Traffic and all. Gives me something to do.

God damn. This breaks my heart, at least in part because it’s so close to my experience growing up as a Niners/Giants fan. I was at the last Niners game at Candlestick and my father (a long time season ticket holder) actually purchased his physical seats (they’re in his garage right now).

I’ve never owned one and probably never will (I hear it was a real turd of a car), but one car that I’ve always admired from afar is the first-gen Dodge Intrepid. The second-gen looked too bloated, but I love the sleek design of the original. And that greenhouse looks like it offers great visibility for the driver.

These prep school kids are so freakin’ soft. They wouldn’t last 5 minutes in an inner-city urban school. If puking in a car is so notorious as to dedicate lines to it in a book, I’d hate to see how they deal with real tragedies like a stabbing or a shooting. I’ve passed harder stool than these tough guys.

Don’t they make the Camry?

The Z06 costs $90,000 MSRP, and is actually slower around most tracks than the GT-R. Not that it matters. Very few people buying these cars are extracting their full potential. They’re just cool cars to have. Does cost really matter that much when they’re so close in both price and fun factor?

If you look at it from the outside, a mile away, thru a brick wall it does seem pretty insane to spend 100K+ on a 565HP, 4,000lb Nissan over a 650HP Vette.

I feel like the same argument can be made for the Stringray.

Has he thrown the ball to any Green Bay defenders? That’s the easiest way to identify Cutler.