I’m pretty sure they were sandbagging, but we’ll never know.

Chevy made a Lexus RX and called it a Blazer.

I can’t wait until 2032 when we’re all flying around in Jalop-ass beater airplanes like this with patina and malaise interiors while the YOUNG PUNKS are in their hydrogen-electric powered hover converted Teslas on Autopilot version 22.2.3 hogging the left lane in the sky.

Now you see it.

Sorry; no hood ornament can ever compare with the 1958 Nash Metropolitan:

The rear 3/4 shot hints at an attractive Cayman-esque curve, but the front quarter and side profile shots are allllll ‘Stang.

Weird, that rear three-quarter does look a bit Mustang-y.

“The 8 Series Coupe will launch with two models, the M850i xDrive Coupe M Performance...”

That is quite a smart mustang.

Wait, are you telling me that a big SUV doesn’t automatically mean safe? Well now what am I supposed to do with my 96-month financing period I put on my Ford Escape to keep my family safe?

Coupes and Shooting Brakes have two passenger doors.

This article needs more shooting brake photos...

Bruh, it’s right there in the report. He was taking Shroom Tech! I have no idea what that is but now all the teens are going to quit the Tide Pods and start Teching!

I’m sure more details in common with other recent shootings will surface such as:

Happy Friday! You’ve had a long week. You look tired. Let’s transform you into a Lancia Gamma and have our crack team of car-massagers take the pain away. Plus, one is a cameo by Stan Lee!

There are many areas in Hawaii that used to be neighborhoods, but are now simply desolate black rock.