The longer this goes on, the more I realize Republicans effectively treat Trump like a Make-a-Wish kid who asked to be President. It’s the job of everyone else to help him fulfill that fantasy while he remains terminally unaccountable.

I half expected him to end with “and in conclusion, where am I? Does the number 23 bus stop here?”

The first time he took his mask off in Winter Soldier my wife goes “Holy shit, Bucky got HAWT”.

The result of some traumatic incident in childhood?

Many of the old varieties came from ‘sports’ — genetic variants of the scion tree, which were the propagated thru cuttings.

Not exactly what you wished for but funny nevertheless

“Zaphod Cheetolbrox” is the best thing I’ve read all day. You are one hoopy frood.

And Zaphod Cheetolbrox does his “I’m right here” hand thing, then tries his handshake bullshit. Macron stops him, this gives him the “You did your best, sport” arm pat.

In the Oval Office meeting with Sergeys Lavrov and Kislyak,

Does this mean Putin went to Jared, too? I love it.

My nephew posted on Facebook most eloquently, “I can’t wait for the new season of ‘Who wants to testify against their boss to prevent going to Federal prison’ airs on CSPAN.

I’m so exhausted, you guys.

With the exception of Liberté coconut yogurt. It’s full fat and then they still add a bit of cream to it because why not. It’s sublime.

Confession. I am 32 years old and just watched golden girls for the first time EVER. I’d just never been exposed to it though I knew the actors and that it existed in general. With my Hulu free trial (for the handmaid’s tale) I’ve been binging as much as possible and I regret all the lost time.

Definitely interested to read this. I’ve been in a period of high anxiety for coming up to two years pretty much solidly, which I hadn’t even realised was possible. I also had another baby in those two years so now also have a good dose of PND chucked in for good measure.

It makes me sad that Sofia Coppola told her to lose weight. Like give me a fucking break she has always been slender.

To say that Hennepin County is largely populated by Somali families is probably an inversion of what you wanted to say. Hennepin County is Minnesota’s largest county by population, with over a million people, of which only a few tens of thousand are 0f Somali descent (a few percent). However, it is true that Hennepin…

“the ultimate form of child abuse.”

When I worked at PP of the Great NW, we had so many women who COULD NOT get AB services in a timely manner, and that’s WHY they were forced to travel. Most of them were in tears about it, having to find child care, or elder care while they were gone. I won’t even start on the amount if incest cases, very young girls…