Hey, my first cat was Frank after Frank Sinatra! He was part-Siamese and “sang” and had lovely blue crossed eyes. His full name was Franklin Delano Roosevelt Sinatra Cat because of course it was. 

Oww...oww...my ovaries!!!

Oh I know exactly where you’re coming from. I didn’t go back to him, since he was gone for 2 years (thank God for police stings.) But the next guy I dated was abusive and manipulative. I apparently have a “type”: charmers with hidden asshole tendencies. But I got rid of him too and am happily standing on my own two…

This is why I waited to leave my abuser until he was in prison. Still didn’t stop him from harassing/stalking me once he got out. Family & friends told me he just “couldn’t get over me” and that I should take it as a compliment. To this day, they can’t understand why clingy men scare the shit out of me.

Hehe, as a pissed-off Kansas who did NOT vote for this asshole, I just went and donated to the Kansas-specific branch. I did not know you could do that. Thank you so much for this information. Long live PP!

I know in Kansas we have Cato’s whose plus line (to me) is actually pretty good. I find a lot of stuff I like that’s cute, some that’s kind of tent-y, and some that is so trendy my Midwestern-librarian self feels like she couldn’t pull it off if she tried. Prices are okay and the quality is fairly decent (aka a pair…

This may never be seen down in the greys, but my mother is the least fashion/hair/makeup conscious person alive. She's had the same hairstyle my whole life and the same stick of cream blush since her wedding more than 30 years ago. She rocks it, but let's just say that when it came to teaching her daughter the basics…