A Jew admonishing a Muslim for practicing a religion that promotes the compulsory mutilation of children's genitals is rich.

Meet Anderson Coopurr. He’s working on some breaking news in this pic.

I have two Siamese cats (meezers, if you’re nasty). Pavi is sturdily-built, with broad shoulders and a giant football head, and Pix is a slim-build applehead who I wish would gain 4 pounds. In true meezer form, they both have a lot of opinions that they share loudly when I am on conference calls.

Alas, nuance is not a forté of the ignorant. Black-and-white thinking sure is, though... *sigh*.

We can’t.

My wife saw this happen once at a mall and grabbed me and walked up to the woman and said “we see what’s happening, what can we do to help?” She was there to meet friends who were running late so the two of them walked into a store and I stood outside and stared the man down. I can look fucking scary. I started…

SAME. I mean, not exactly *rejected* because I generally don’t have the stones to proposition men myself, but I rarely get hit on and have never been in a relationship. I’m 24 and have been on 3 dates in my life, two of which were actually just meeting some guy on Tinder. I didn’t see either of them again (mutual- we…

This sort of thing is always why I wondered how people could be against gay marriage. On one side, you’d have a bunch of conservatives who had all had affairs in their past and multiple divorces railing about the “sanctity” of marriage, and on the other side, whenever gay marriage was made legal in a state, the first…

We all knew this was never going to happen. I would have loved for her to be on my $20 bill, but I kinda knew she wasn’t going to.

Yup! All the way down to presenting him with two options you’re already okay with and letting him think he’s making the choice when he picks apple slices over baby carrots at lunchtime!

At this point, I’d legit settle for this (very good) dog as president.

This administration’s legacy: Trickle-down inappropriate touching.

Also known as Tabatha Fortis. :)

How about someone punch him in the dick?

Jezebel is one of maybe about 4 sites where I actually read the comments. I think you have accomplished your goal of a feminist site that’s not preachy. Thank you for fostering a wonderful sense of community here and best wishes on your future endeavors.

Yes I need it to be released as well. But I really just need it released so I can watch the No Man’s Land scene on repeat.

My dad has never once voted Republican.

Short Creek is a pretty good example of how the FLDS plays. They own the police forces, utility services, and county officials in and around their compounds. Non-FLDS are pushed out or prevented from buying homes. Leaders collect heavy tithes from the working men and women of the town and also scam off government aid…