The only reason to think it’s a hoax is because there really is very little upside, and a lot of downside to Trump for lying about this, and Trump can always be counted on to choose the dumbest strategy possible.

Not gonna lie, there’s a little part of me that thinks this is a campaign stunt and after a week or two of basking in all the attention and absolutely dominating the news cycle, he’ll start talking about how he’s totally fine and he was right all along that COVID is no big deal and how he’s the healthiest person in…

List does not include Cabot Cove, Maine.

This is why I skip the bread and just have my local sandwich artist fling salami at my gaping maw like I’m Shamu and this Subway is the big tank at Seaworld.

wives were expected to obey their husband’s wishes in all matters

I have immediately adopted her and will kick the ass of anyone who looks sideways at her. I believe in you, Iman! I wish you every success!

WHAT is this bullshit? One of those “withered husks” is our only barrier to a straight-up fascist country that accelerates climate change and puts many of our neighbors and friends at risk of....almost anything. There is no equivalency here. Shitposting like this is harmful. 

Titus Andronicus.

you can pretty much improve on his food by going to a good butcher and buying a clip-on ponytail.

If Patrick had refused to play Professor X, there are no X-Men movies.

Hugh Jackman becomes a beloved multiple Tony-winner who gets a surprise audition for Bond, but loses to a relatively unknown Michael Fassbender and really never breaks through in movies, with the exception of the cult classic “Real Steel”

FALSE! The entire VEHICLE was made of 5G-powered MS-13 pedophile chihuahuas, all glued together in a cunning disguise! Do your research!

Except filming right now is really difficult, so it’s not really a logjam. There’s going to be a supply problem.

Uh... am I being stupid? Because my assumption this whole time has been that it refers to The One Ring itself, which holds sway over the other rings of power:
“One ring to rule them all” = The Lord of the Rings.

Given the lopsided incarceration rates it’s not a wash. Especially in Florida, which is worse than the national average.

In general, Covid is too “heavy” to be truly airborne. Actual airborne diseases just kind of hang around, floating around on air currents until being inhaled. If someone with Measles is in a room, and leaves that room, and you enter that room several hours later, SURPRISE! You’ve got the Measles.
Covid, in general,…

“I would not support taking up a potential Supreme Court vacancy this close to the election” is also not the same thing as “I will not vote for confirmation.”

Bluey’s dad is my hero, and everything I aspire to be as a father.

Hell yeah!  Now they just need to fix the HBO Max/Roku nonsense so I can watch it on my TV.  

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