It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

Tisn’t like that! Because Foxborough is in New England, and Glendale is in Arizona, but Landover is not in Washington. It’s located smack dab in the center of Hell’s parking lot.

My favorite thing about the video is where they tell you that after you make your juice, you need to cut open “the pack” and take out the pulp for your compost, rinse the pack thoroughly and put the empty pack in a box. Then contact Juicero for a pre-paid shipping label so you can return the packs for recycling.

When I say less than a quarter/cup, I mean ALL the costs, not just the coffee. That’s like 8 to 10 cents/cup.

“Not if we forgo you first!” — NBA

Are you a sentient Juicero machine?

OK, so we have sunk so low as a civilization that some guy in supplies says something like “ Hey, we got that real expensive killing drugs; what should we do with it?” And the response is “ I dunno. Maybe kill a buncha folk with it before it goes bad?”

I think at this point they need to just go ahead and officially title it “Untitled Han Solo Movie: A Star Wars Story”

Because that’s not a justice system, that’s a eugenics program.

1. The death penalty does not work as a disincentive. No one is proposing that these men should be released into society.

So what you’re saying is that because he couldn’t get all 100% of episodes on tape, she dumped him because she was even more hard core of a fan than he is?

You loved MST3K so much as a teenager that you taped 97% of the episodes? And you had a girlfriend.

This is what my tired brain read:

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

I’ve really crossed over in the last few years between thinking that these attacks were about abortion to realizing that it’s really just an expression of their hatred of women and the poor. Closing low income clinics and restricting access to cheap birth control is a way to get them both at once. Then when you…

Did it ever truly exist?

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I'm not the fastest marathoner in the world. A middle-of-the-pack waddling Clydesdale. I have run 10 marathons and in at least two, aid stations ran out of drink or food and both races had considerable bandit problems. I carry water with me, but others around me had to duck into stores and buy water or went without.…