Sarcasm aside, I'm sure you agree that the Gudjonsson test actually can discover how suggestible you are, don't you?

Can someone explain it to me like they would explain something on Star Trek? You know, with easy-to-understand metaphors and oversimplified generalizations?

His jean shorts say "yeah, I probably neglect my child" while his Florida residency says "yeah, I probably neglect my child."

I would propose removing one player from each team while increasing the length of the OT period by 1 minute.

"Its not that we need to get rid of shootouts. We just need to make the shootouts better. I'm thinking slow motion doves released in front of the players as the shootout begins, and extra points if the player can shoot the puck while flying horizontally though the air."
-John Woo

No he means there are no overland lines via North Korea, so in this map South Korea is essentially an island.

This acronym perfectly communicated the NCAA's commitment to education.

I am so happy it's time to eat ice cream.

Since we're simply compiling a list of things that are bad in warm weather climates, let's not forget about brown recluses, scorpions, fire ants, desert mutants, and sand.

I think the best judge is a random sample of people who do not know you in any way.

Slow day, guys?

These [articles about writing] are my favorite of all the articles you write, Charlie Jane. Thank you.

#6!!! People really don't get this. I have heard so many people say, 'I have this amazing idea — you should write it for me,' or 'Aren't you worried people will steal your idea?' Both are completely ludicrous.

YES. I meant to mention this — you're the worst judge of your own work, but you're a better judge after letting it sit for a couple weeks. ALWAYS.

How tall and limber is Jeffrey Combs?

Jesus man, don't you pay attention to anything? The wall is to keep the White Walkers from marauding down out of the North.

"We're not sure, but right now we do have an "expert" giving an "actress we love" a crash course of "cello lessons."

And Sirocco wants to shag your head.

"Not so fast, sloth," the eagle might've said.