Religion is a self-professed behavior. You are not born Christian, you are baptized into it. You were brought up in the religion of your parents and upon reaching adulthood, you had the choice to leave. You had the choice to continue going to church, to switch to another church of the same denomination, to convert, or…

The thing is...a team that DOES draft him will STILL have to answer fewer questions than the one that drafts Michael Sam.

If you think about it there's a whole lot of reason to suspect even globally the "scourge" of sex selective abortion is a sexist racist xenophobic antichoice myth; few women have the means to access prenatal gender determination and safe abortions. That's not where all the world's missing girls went.

Move along ladies...this one is taken.

That face.

And this is what I dislike about modern art. If someone legitimately thinks it's trash on the floor then it's no more art than the messes my kid makes while eating.

An unranked Carolina team (that lost to Belmont earlier in the year) beats #5 Dook. Yea, definitely meets #3.

Almost any time UNC beats Duke at home in a thrilling game, the court is stormed, (as is generally the case at Cameron Indoor when Duke beats UNC in a thrilling game at home). Also they usually shut down Franklin Street in Chapel Hill for a while and throw toilet paper into the trees while drinking beer out of…

Doesn't this meet your 3rd requirement then?

The old men are really angry about college kids storming the court.

I always have to chuckle a bit when I hear people bring this instance up in their diatribe of disdain for Suarez. Biting someone? Hell no. Racist comments? Hell no. But deliberately handling a ball to keep your team in the World Cup? I'd do that every day of the week. It's not his fault the ensuing penalty was…

Bronze being rare in Switzerland because they have only Nazi gold.

It's the regulatory equivalent of throwing batteries at a player.

They were too young for the Phillies anyway.

Pussy, whipped

You know he doesn't have an actual invite to Phillies camp since possum's don't live to 35.

Boo hoo hoo, Russia. You spent decades winning the gold by sending what was basically a professional all-star team to play college kids. Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

Depends on the sport and personal arrangements, I think. I was in the London 2012 games and completed my events in the first week. After that, we were allowed to move into the village for the second week and enjoy it all.

4. There should be a net for scoring points like in hockey. So the skaters have to artistically knock a ball into the goal while performing.

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