Neither one can make it through a play?

Jesus. I'm not typically a PETA fan but has anyone told them about this?

That's why the rest of Canada keeps saying that Toronto is not the real Canada. *snub

That's so math

Nice to know Kenworthy is an Adventure Time fan.

Legalize it.

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

One film I'd love to see a smart remake of would be Valley of Gwangi, that old cowboys vs. dinosaurs flick. Full disclosure: I wrote this review of the film for a blog that I contribute to, but I think it makes a pretty solid argument for why there's something interesting to be done with the film.

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Weird. As soon as you guys posted this, I found this Lego gem:

Also reported missing from his belongings:

Oh my god. I first read that headline as "peeing on Putin's face".

I feel really bad for the US Women. They should have been a little sharper against the Swiss in their last game and ran into a Great Britain team that's a fucking buzzsaw.

To be honest, I'm not sure I've ever heard [a good luge joke]."

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

I'm 99% sure Edward Scissorhands is at least part robot. Like, steampunk 1930's Ford-assembly-line-style robot.

I'm a vegetarian animal lover...and I don't think this is really terrible or even newsworthy. Giraffes aren't an endangered species, and lions have to eat. In fact, that giraffe probably had a better life and easier death than the feedlot cow that would have been the lions' meal otherwise, right?

I guess I just have…

When asked to comment, the lions responded with, "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM."

Why aren't there more movies about businesses heroically crushing the poor?