I'll thank you to stop borrowing plotlines from my NFL fanfic Tumblr without attribution.

The Vikings fired Chris Kluwe again just to be on the safe side, though.

"Also there were no dinosaurs"

I would love to see Wil Wheaton get a starring roll in this. The narration he does for the Audio book is pretty good.

Herbivore dentition didn't stop this flock ;D

Getting jiggy thanks the the Tate Collection.

No. Just no. Please tell me why women need to feel guilty for having an abortion? There is no reason beyond wanting to force a certain set of ideals on women. What about the fathers? Do they have to serve the community? What about women who get abortions for medical reasons or because of incest or rape? Who gets to…

I would be pretty cool with The stand alone danger room set with a couple X-People. The full out X-Mansion would undoubtedly be $500+. That first image is like a Where's Waldo of X-Men. Is that Beak on the roof on the top right? XD

Only if they fill the second sled with stray dogs.

Really hope the United States Ski Jump team can get their shit together this year.

Notice to Athletes

Hey! Hey person! Your feet are weird!

I'm quickly growing tired of the "everything in Sochi is hilariously awful" meme. I THINK there are a bunch of real problems, and everything's a mess, but "I got a mediocre bag of crap, just like every conference you've ever been to" makes me think this reporter is out of legitimate gripes.

This isn't an accurate picture of executive compensation. She is paid less because it is her first year. Akerson was paid "only" $2.53m in his first year, 2010. Barra is paid substantially more in her first year as CEO than her male predecessor.

Wait, the script was called Head On?

You know when you are really busy, doing some work while jumping back and forth from said work to reading comments on a Gawker site, then you see a comment where someone attacks someone and you think "what a tool" and you are about to type a scathing remark about not being rude but then you realize that the original…

Again, why are we not talking about the bravest act in the episode?

Typical Americans. In most of the non-western world people throw their fecal paper in a bin, sit side by side and hold hands while they poop, and wait for their scat to pile over their heads in the toilet before shoveling it out their windows. Why don't you try traveling sometime? Geez.

Actually, the toilets have automated flush capabilities, but the optical sensors are hardwired to Olympic security offices.