What is it with the tongue in every pic? WHY?

Yesterday, as I was coming home from work, a group of masked men grabbed me, blindfolded, and put me on a plane. After traveling for hours, I was roughly taken off the plane, some papers were shoved into my hand, and I was forced to read them into the camera. All I heard was "next," and I was released, disoriented,…

Only then did he realize that

Countless lives had passed him by.

"We believe it's our mission to save lives."

And with that, everything went dark.

She mastered telekinesis first, then dodgeball.

machine had some problems. The time

This is an outright act of war on the religious freedom our country was founded on and every adult's God given right to brand the flesh of children with high voltage electrical equipment.

I actually had the R5-D4 and I loved it. On my playground he overcame his malfunction to become a useful part of the rebellion, fighting alongside R2-D2, C3-PO, and GI Joe*.

I was with you until that crackpot claim about homosexuality. I mean, take me for instance... I definitely wasn't gay until at least the third time I sucked a...

Also, if she truly believed in traditional marriage, she wouldn't be running for office. In traditional marriage, the woman is a doormat/indentured servant who defers to her husband, no?

I think "condensed steam" is what you're looking for, Barry.

on the flip side, if they did keep the initial DPI we'd all be claiming the Panthers got jobbed because Brady's pass was so shitty to begin with.

So internet hatred means you are very successful. I guess black, Mexican, and gay people in this country are very successful.

1. Julius Hodge was an asshole.

He's the banality of evil made flesh.

COMPLIANT WITH THE THREE LAWS OF NUTRITICS

I'd think that whatever is happening in The Day of the Doctor, Smith should already remember it happening; after all, he's lived through it from two different angles already. But then again, wibbly wobbly timey wimey and so on.