I think "this is ciabattaaaaa!" works even better.

Because the Pope has a lot of influence over the Catholics of the world, and the Catholics of the world have influence over public policy and perspective. If the Pope says, "Gays are bad! Condoms are bad! Everyone that's not Catholic is bad!" then (at least some) people listen. When the Pope expresses love and…

It really bothers me when people eat food they don't like because they perceive it to be healthy...

She is almost as bad as her husband, who wants people to have health care!

Wait...that looks more like 1921...OH SHIT.

She wants people to get an education and eat healthy?! That outrageous bitch!!!

I know most people joke around in the comments section of most articles (as do I), but here's the email I sent to Emmert. Keep pushing them, Deadspin. Hopefully I'm not the only one who sent one in.

Ok, whatever the reasons were for smoking a joint on stage (and who really cares, youth and dumbness and whatever we've all been there), I call bullshit on not giving "AF" as being one of them. If there's anyone in pop culture right now who gives more of "AF" than Miley Cyrus then I'd like to hear it. Girl is trying…

I love that you can post that 32,163 Americans die from guns every year like it's no big deal and America doesn't have a gun problem. It's just a bizarre mass cultural delusion.

This is a result of Gun Culture, which is similar to Rape Culture, only with guns.

Yeah, but with one caveat: bowls 31-35 actually mean something to the crummy mid majors that play in them, unlike the 25 or so bowls above it which feature good teams with disappointing records.

It's not Joe McScrooge, it's Scrooge McDuck.

Well I hope you read the book because I'm not saying it's too commercialized. I love the commercialization of Christmas because it spreads the Christmas cheer. It's the most jolly holiday— obviously — on our calendar. It's wonderful.

I do wonder what her opinion would be about atheists who celebrate Christmas. Does she want us to celebrate Christmas because she thinks everyone should because Jesus? Or does she want us to keep our filthy atheist hands out of her precious Christmas holly jollies?

Just a quick favor to everyone so they can get the debt nutters to maybe STFU for a minute as they digest some information.

I am with you Erin! I am a Christian who loves Christmas very much. At no point in my entire 41 years of life have I ever felt that my freedom to celebrate Christmas has ever been infringed upon. Walk into any store. Any store, anywhere in America. There is so much Christmas it's insane! Even my 5 year old thinks…

Growing up in a place where christians were 99% of the populations, I always assumed "happy holidays" was a way of including New Year into the celebration.

If you want to convince everyone you wrote your own book, it seems like it'd be counterproductive to go on TV and remind everyone that you can't speak your native language.

This modern-day Scrooge—lets call him "Joe McScrooge" for short

That coach should be arrested for manslaughter, he killed that kid.