The free market will fix that without regulations. We just need to have a bunch of people get sick, possibly die and then the market will decide without government ick.

My chicken got the retard once so now I tell others to avoid big government.

Needs more McGann.

In America, there is such a high concentration of freedom in the air that any eggs kept at room temperature will hatch into majestic bald eagles and fly away.

What I gleaned from this article:

"Research has shown that Salmonella-infected eggs stored at room temperature for periods longer than three weeks tend to become overrun by bacteria in numbers far greater than those stored at room temperature."

It's called "knurd."* It means you need a drink or two just to get to normal.

Wait, so is it a myth that they'll execute you or is it a myth that they won't?? My head hurts!

Great now implement a 24-second "pitch clock," and I'm back to watching baseball on TV.

Man, you would not have BELIEVED the chariot traffic. Crassus wanted us to take the Via Nova to the Colosseum but I thought it would be a good idea to avoid the main street, swing north take the alleys back of the Templum Sacrae Urbis and get to the Colosseum that way. Gracchus thought my idea was shit and boy was…

If you go to the Time website the caption for this photo says that it was taken on November 24th.

the league office will have the games on? this will triple the Astros' tv ratings!

There absolutely needs to be a penalty for an unsuccessful challenge, much like a timeout in football. Whether is an out or a strike or something, there needs to be some disincentive or else shithead managers are going to challenge everything at the end of games when they're losing or salty about a previous call.

Ya got me. It's just what I want you to think!

OK internet commenter.

Seriously. If you need a reference sheet next to you in order to read every sentence, then you're doing it wrong. Jargon for the sake of jargon is not a good thing.

I think it's just artificial to try to replace terms like "hard drives" with exact equivalents. Asimove said it well in a note preceding his novel Nightfall:

To everyone who felt spoiled, my utmost apologies. My thought that was since McGann literally shows up in the first 20 seconds of the 7-minute short, it couldn't possibly be considered a spoiler.

That's it. BBC you have to make Doctor Who spin-off with the 8th doctor, running at the same time as the main show with 12th

Doctors hate this one weird trick to prevent HPV, invented by a local mom.