"baseball fans will be discussing the voters, who are mainly sour, nasty old men who take the vote as a way to demonstrate their continuing relevance."

That is so cute! One year after my daughter and I read Frosty the Snowman, she wanted to make a snowman and wondered if it would come to life like Frosty. We didn't have a top hat or coal eyes, but she made do with buttons, bottle caps, and an old, bedazzled winter cap. So for several nights until it melted, I…

So is rooting for Duke.

I like to think of it as parallel parking a horse.

I think "this is ciabattaaaaa!" works even better.

Because the Pope has a lot of influence over the Catholics of the world, and the Catholics of the world have influence over public policy and perspective. If the Pope says, "Gays are bad! Condoms are bad! Everyone that's not Catholic is bad!" then (at least some) people listen. When the Pope expresses love and…

It really bothers me when people eat food they don't like because they perceive it to be healthy...

She is almost as bad as her husband, who wants people to have health care!

Wait...that looks more like 1921...OH SHIT.

She wants people to get an education and eat healthy?! That outrageous bitch!!!

I know most people joke around in the comments section of most articles (as do I), but here's the email I sent to Emmert. Keep pushing them, Deadspin. Hopefully I'm not the only one who sent one in.

Ok, whatever the reasons were for smoking a joint on stage (and who really cares, youth and dumbness and whatever we've all been there), I call bullshit on not giving "AF" as being one of them. If there's anyone in pop culture right now who gives more of "AF" than Miley Cyrus then I'd like to hear it. Girl is trying…

I love that you can post that 32,163 Americans die from guns every year like it's no big deal and America doesn't have a gun problem. It's just a bizarre mass cultural delusion.

This is a result of Gun Culture, which is similar to Rape Culture, only with guns.

Yeah, but with one caveat: bowls 31-35 actually mean something to the crummy mid majors that play in them, unlike the 25 or so bowls above it which feature good teams with disappointing records.

Waiting for Gobot?

Growing up in a place where christians were 99% of the populations, I always assumed "happy holidays" was a way of including New Year into the celebration.

jiggle the handle!

That coach should be arrested for manslaughter, he killed that kid.