Last year I got myself Star Wars and my daughter Friends. And ended up enjoying hers a lot more, because each one ended up having some way you could tie a ribbon or add a hook and turn it into an ornament. Got a mini-tree from Hallmark and it was downright festive by the end. Looks like the same is true this year.…

Last year I got myself Star Wars and my daughter Friends. And ended up enjoying hers a lot more, because each one…

Given the number of people who thought the 25th Amendment was going to save us, the notion that they were independent thinkers rather than errand boys was rather wide spread.

Fast food relies on consistency of product. The whole point is that if I get a six pack of McNuggets down the street they’ll taste mostly the same as the six pack of McNuggets I could get in Denver, or Salt Lake, or Paris.

The 1960s had Oscar Romero

I’m ready for him to go full Sovereign Citizen any moment now. Something about the fringe on the flag and how his name in all caps is a different legal entity than his name with just initial capital letters.

The free tacos are a trap! It’s about getting everyone outside to hit them with the Kragle!

In one of the calls, White House officials can be heard offering Ukraine something called “idquay opray oquay” which is completely legal because it’s in Latin, like all good legal terms.

Just looked ahead in the schedule and saw that next week sees what will be an 0-5 Washington head to Miami. There have been worse matchups, certainly, but not many.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned being a Nats fan about cheering for the best record in the league going into the playoffs?

The last A being the problem. 

I just turned 40, am relatively healthy, and do not expect to live to see the damage from this administration fully undone.

But...but...but it too so long to bake it!

My first thought as well. Probably because I’m currently rewatching the show, but having Kenneth show up as God...

“This is a very moist sponge.”

All we need is Megan McCain’s opinion about this, and the nepotism trifecta is complete.

For those playing along at home, 4th is the lowest a candidate has finished in the Iowa caucuses and still rebounded to win the nomination.

“There’s a dedicated honk button. You can honk whenever you want.”

Wait. It’s a cookbook??

Yeah, but they’re only tied for the best record in baseball, whereas a non-cursed team would have sole possession of the best record.

I hope they have a really good interface, cause that’s a shit load of content to work ones way through.