Virginia was an easy pick, as we’re home to the one person Trump trusted to be racist enough to implement his immigration policies.

Craziest part about this game is this was two ACC teams playing each other as a non-conference matchup because the conference has been diluted to the point that old rivals now might go seven years between meetings.

Yes.

If you ignore all causes of death, Americans are immortal. That’s just science.

I am so infinitely glad that  when I was a teenager (a) social media didn’t exist and (b) I wasn’t famous enough for anyone to give a shit what I did.

Would an inside-the-park home run count? Would you see a situation where a team is leading by 2 in the 9th inning so the shortstop just grabs a dribbler and runs to the outfield with the ball to give the runner time to score but the runner won’t leave 3rd because crossing the plate would lose the game and the game…

Just to pull one completely random stat for the heck of it, in 2009 there were 11 teams with a triple digit run differential (positive or negative). In 2019 there are currently 11 teams with a triple digit differential in the American League, and a further 6 in the national league. The entire AL Central falls in that…

(Was shooting for tongue in cheek, clearly came across as too earnest as I’m getting multiple corrections.)

Not surprising: The record-setter was hit in an Orioles game.

(Edit: Deleted joke fail cause I got two WV towns switched in my head.)

So if I’m reading this correctly...only the Scottish MPs will return, thus giving SNP the majority and allowing Sturgeon to set up a government?

I’ve been a little freaked out when it’s picked me out when wearing a ballcap or sunglasses (and sometimes both) and both before and after I shaved off a beard. It sometimes makes me wonder how much my appearance can change, and how similar to me someone else would have to look.

For one, it gives you a convenient way of saying I’M CHRISTIAN! on your resume, when coming right out and saying so is typically a big no-no in most corporations.

That’s not even the best part of the Black Rod tradition. At the opening of Parliament they come to fetch the House of Commons and, as part of tradition, get the door slammed in their face.

Any actor or musician will tell you, trying to be intentionally bad will never come across quite the same as someone who is unintentionally bad (side note, this is why Barry is so incredible, everyone in there is so good at being bad actors). Dolphins are tanking as hard as any team has tried to tank, but I suspect…

One of the not yet dropped out candidates for the Democratic nomination for POTUS tweeted that Dorian was turned away from a direct strike thanks to positive thinking.

I’m wondering if people got “penultimate” and “preeminent” mixed up, then just kept going with it.

I mean. I don’t NOT want to attend that seminar...

And you know Mississippi is just fine with lunch shaming students, when clearly they need to be lunch shaming the schools.

And I’m looking at the quantities that go into FIFTY servings. 1.5 pounds of tomatoes yields not quite half an ounce per serving. 2 ounces of jalapeno across 50 servings is practically a homeopathic preparation of spiciness. 2/3 of an ounce of “salad mix” per serving, that is mostly nutritionally negligent iceberg…