Of course it does, that's why it doesn't have any stitches. There’s only one part of a cow that comes in that shape.

If you select the Dually option, it changes to "included".

. . . so basically the same thing as an Elf on the Shelf? We bought one of those and it neither moved around the house nor reported the kids’ misdeeds to Santa. Piece of junk 

A cold start gives time for the fat to render out before the bacon has a chance to burn. When you start the second batch, there's already a layer of fat in the pan.

Counterpoint: This is the season of eating until you are full and then eating pie.

This particular seeing doesn’t disable background data. It only disables a feature that maintains a mobile data connection while connected to wifi, which means that there will be a slight lag when switching from wifi to mobile data.

You could, but they might make you pay for it. Try calling 911 and telling them you're in a hostage situation - this works especially well if your local police department has invested in military surplus equipment such as a Bearcat with wall-breaching machinery.

Came here for the chore-shaming, was not disappointed.

Of course this came in nearly a week before Thanksgiving . . . I won’t be surprised if it shows up unannounced three or four times between now and New Years before disappearing entirely for ten months.

They surely use an outside service for identity verification. I don’t know the details of how it’s compiled but I’ve been asked the exact same set of questions when applying online for credit cards, utility services, etc.

You always subtract the substitution fee from the tip, this is Restaurants 101.

Does the restaurant have a public bathroom?

I’m just going to leave this here.

I’d like to see some data on this trope. Do we have confirmed cases, or are guys assuming the women’s room has a table when in reality neither does (which is also a problem that should be fixed)?

UPS Ground works best for this. On a week-long trip, you’ll get just a few hours of Quality Family Time™ before you pack the return shipment.

Use layovers as an opportunity to expend some of that pent-up energy. Riding the moving walkways from one end of the terminal to the other can be an adventure in itself for younger kids (DEN is great for this), and you might come across an empty gate area where they can run around or watch the planes take off without…

Our toddler loved his flip phone until he managed to snap it in half. It’s a good idea to put it in Airplane Mode since they can still call 911 without a plan or SIM card.

You can bring an empty bottle of any size, though.

Or just dump out your reusable water bottle before you go through security and refill it after. (btw does the TSA Suspicious Substances trash can get special treatment or do they just dump all of the bomb making supplies in the regular garbage?)

The idea is to use something that hasn't left prints all over the house.