This could really use an edit. Typos, repeated quotes and paragraphs. Brutal.

Such a bad take.

Oh well since you used “literally” it must be true! You fucking dunce. To reiterate: teams don’t score a 90-yard touchdown run “in zero seconds” of game time. If you’re going to say something happened “in zero seconds” then that’s how it’s going to be taken. If you want to say “zero seconds went off the clock between…

So you’re saying that a 90-yard touchdown run takes, say, 12 seconds, yet that becomes zero seconds when something else happens afterwards? Interesting theory.

Again, no normal person would say “they scored 7 points in zero seconds!” after a 90-yard touchdown run.

You also don’t get a field goal and 3 points without actually physically kicking the ball (which takes seconds)

If they scored on a 90-yard run and it took 10 seconds, then they had that kickoff recovery in the end zone on the very next play, you wouldn’t say they scored 14 points in zero seconds. No one would say that. Yet that’s the same situation, with the clock showing the same time when all 14 points are put on the…

If the kicker did not kick the ball at 3:25, it wouldn’t have gone through the uprights at 3:21. This is why I keep bringing up the 90-yard rushing TD. You wouldn’t say they “scored 7 points in zero seconds” following that 90-yard td run. Just like you wouldn’t say they “scored 3 points in zero seconds,” which is…

You seem confused. Saying “all 10 points were scored zero seconds apart” is not what this headline/article says. This headline/article says “the jets scored 10 points in zero seconds.” If it “took 3 seconds” to score the field goal (something you have conceded is fine because it is immaterial to you), then it didn’t…

You seem confused. Saying “all 10 points were scored zero seconds apart” is not what this headline/article says. This headline/article says “the jets scored 10 points in zero seconds.” If it “took 3 seconds” to score the field goal (something you have conceded is fine because it is immaterial to you), then it didn’t…

You seem confused. Saying “all 10 points were scored zero seconds apart” is not what this headline/article says. This headline/article says “the jets scored 10 points in zero seconds.” If it “took 3 seconds” to score the field goal (something you have conceded is fine because it is immaterial to you), then it didn’t…

So, to you, it doesn’t matter (it is immaterial) how long it took to score the first 3 points. So, if it does not matter, why can’t I say 3 seconds? Doesn’t matter to you, so it can take whatever time to score the first three points (so, again, we’ll go 3 seconds). So, if it takes 3 seconds to score the first 3 (in…

You’re the one who said the time it took to score the first 3 points is immaterial. That’s not a straw man. If it’s immaterial, then I say it took 3 seconds. If the 3 (of the 10 mentioned in the headline) took 3 seconds, then the 10 total could not have taken zero seconds. Pretty simple stuff. Either the time it took…

So let’s keep exploring this “immaterial” comment. So if it took 3 seconds to score the field goal (something you say is immaterial), then you believe it also makes sense to be able to say “IT TOOK 0 SECONDS TO SCORE A FIELD GOAL (plus a touchdown as well!)?” What an interesting argument to make. The field goal took 3…

How is the time it took to score the first three points immaterial? That’s the entire point here. If the first 3 points took 4 seconds to score, then it isn’t “scored 10 points in zero seconds.”

So you are admitting that, in your opinion, a 90-yard touchdown run is scored in zero seconds? I disagree with that. Just like I don’t believe a field goal is scored in zero seconds. Again, you can say zero time went off the clock between the two scores, but you can’t reasonably argue that they scored the first 3…

10 points scored in zero seconds absolutely has something to do with how long they took. The 7 points in zero seconds makes sense, no time goes off the clock on that touchdown play. However, on the field goal play, time goes off the clock. The “touchdown drive” was 0 seconds long, but the FG + TD combo took the 4…

Again, if you’re saying a field goal is scored in zero seconds, you’d also have to concede a 90-yard touchdown pass is scored in zero seconds. To me, both of those things take some seconds to occur.

It took from 3:25 to 3:21 to score the first 3. Then 0 seconds to score the next 7. So about 4 seconds to score 10 points.