Another shrill attempt...you mean because the guys behind the report reliably vote to cut govt funding, and then lash out when money isn’t spent on upgrades?

One of my all-time worst gripes - your inkjet cartridges don’t dry out, basically ever. The same chip that disables the cartridge if you try to refill it, times out and disables the cartridge from dispensing the ink that you paid for, if you don’t use it all in 6 months or so...thanks, Carly and Meg

One of my all-time worst gripes - your inkjet cartridges don’t dry out, basically ever. The same chip that disables…

Packing cubes and airtight bags for the win! I’ve never had to iron shirts or slacks for business meetings, thanks to Eagle Creek. (Unless they were wrinkled when I left...)

Or eaten by a cougar within sight of Ventura Blvd, amiright?

That was good, but which one of the Transformers was Fourier, again?

I love it when people talk like these things really happened, and can’t be fixed with a little retconning.

Came here for that. Not disappointed!

It is totally irresponsible to support Dark Matter, when they are putting the lives of our law enforcement officers at risk every day when they...oh shit, sorry, wrong Matter

Wait until next season, when the cars will have Apple Car Play, 4G Internet, Twitter, SnapChat and GPS maps so they don’t get lost during the race...

I think you hit a much broader point - how does anyone write about things they haven’t personally experienced?

I had to look up the title - Voltige translates to Acrobatics

Round Trip, LAX to ORD, United (both hub cities), lowest economy fare, Mon departure Thurs return, except Next Day is Sunday departure

So my cousin was just little, and I had to take him to the men’s room. There were a lot of people in line, and of course when we got in, he couldn’t pee, until I started making that leaky faucet “ploop...ploop...ploop” sound...

Yeah, I need stop thinking about it, or I’m definitely gonna cry. I will have to re-read it, though, to unpack how much fits my own story. Damn.

So you’re saying this is an allegory for America being subverted to support someone who is the current incarnation of the mortal enemy of a couple of generations ago?

Yeah that’s a frightening thought. Reminds me of that one spot on my thumb that doesn’t have any feeling...

I didn’t mean for it to go in. Wait, that didn’t sound right.

So apparently no one rides bikes?

Under Voldemort’s leadership, the Ministry cut funding to the school. What’s in the movies is the result of the Great Magical Recession. It was resolved years later by the Approprius Keynesianoso charm.

Well, we do know that Barry Manilow wrote the first songs...