Ryan Reynolds is the person in that pic with the most gravitas, who is obviously cringing inside at being a part of this.

Mutual bearding.

I wish it said “Carpal Diem”.

Her liberal use of the word “tots” always

I hadn’t seen this comment from Fisher before:

“Trump voters, are you going to siddown in yer frunchroom and tell yer wives and dahturs dat you support some jagbag who thinks wimmin are two tits and a cooter?"

I don’t think Audrey Hepburn would have had a Twitter account. Now, Katharine Hepburn, she would have been excellent on Twitter.

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

Resting constipated face.

Good thing you're on gawker media where no conservative articles show up.

Keith Richards.

I skimmed that and read “Denzel Washington” and had my mind briefly blown.

This is an excellent question. I’ve gathered a panel of experts on the female body to see if they can find out what exactly is going on with... all that:

i would love booker as VEEP

Megan Trainor and sketchers is weirdly perfect. Both are mildly irritating, but you learn to half tolerate if you work in food service long enough; both are things you forget about until you walk by an outlet mall in the suburbs.

I wish they were all like this. “ My cat Zooey Deschanel looks like Katy Perry!” .

THAT IS THE BEST DOUBLE CREATURE I’VE EVER SEEN.

I was really hoping the fundamentals were going to spell something out with their capital letters, like Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent.

Time to bring back “Celebrity Death Match”