Andre Dice Clay’s organic free-range lube ain’t bad, now in the convenient fifty-five gallon drum.

All I want is organic free range ecstasy, is that too much to ask?

They should just build down like the did in Mexico City

It’s the height of irony that so called liberals, in opposition of an ignorant bully, act like ignorant bullies themselves in bullying an person that believes differently then them.

This should not be confused with my lawsuit over the fact that I spent almost a year training my waist and it still pees on the floor and bites the mailman.

That kind of defense could put you in danger...

I like Woody Allen movies too, but why are you SO hellbent on making him out to be a decent human being when he very likely isn't? Do you know him or are you just trolling?

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

Perhaps he does like killing hope the most. But he is far more effective at killing libido.

Room? The simulation is running in our brains, not a room! We’re all just a bunch of brains floating around in jars, tethered to the mainframe.

Count me among those who will grow old filled with bitterness and anger, and a stomach full of vodka infused fruit loops. Seriously, what lies we tell ourselves, and what empty pablum we use to conceal the truth of what we all know: growing old is terrible, scary, and comes with the promise of more. Would I rather be…

I don’t think it’s fair to blame a studio for you only getting to the gym once in 3 months.

I have to say that I’m on board if it’s a legit organic and affordable product line. But I really do get ragey when someone is vetted for authenticity or wisdom or honesty on the basis that they’re ‘a mom’. Because everyone knows that all of us non-moms loooove putting chemicals on our faces and tricking consumers…

These stunning portraits show how beauty varies across the globe and prove that all of us are beautiful in a different way. They’re celebrating stunning tribal beauties at the brink of extinction.

I would also accept a picture of “me playing steel drums with the locals!”

Personally I find it odd that so far every single Miss Universe has come from Earth.

We’re told the 2 have become fast friends and have bonded over water ... and lots of it.

Isn’t this basically the premise of Black Mirror?