I’d go with like Daniel Dae Kim or another Asian actor, preferably wearing a fat suit and whiteface, in order to pay him back all the cultural appropriation debt Segal has accrued over the years.

as bad as all those trespasses are, my biggest gripe with tom price is that he is essentially a mirror-world evil tim gunn, which should never be a thing.

I’d pay to see Bill O’Reilly c0-host Hollywood Game Night with Jane Lynch.

I don’t know. Isn’t ‘gang’ LEO vernacular for a gathering of brown people?

Harridan is a grossly underused word.

“Hey, if you didn’t want to get fucked by Hurricane Harvey, you should have used protection.”

~ Texas GOP

Yeah! If they didn’t already know that we’ve ALWAYS been at war with Oceania, they might as well learn it now.

Which one is a more accurate description of this presidency

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

President Trump: God damn Jews. Every. Single. Time.

Extra starrs for spelling!

“This failing so-called wine barr is terrible. No class. Terrible atmosphere. Sad.”

I too hate to be a pedant, but Wolverine hasn’t smoked in close to 20 years. Joe Quesada instituted a directive that no Marvel character could be depicted smoking on-panel because his dad died of lung cancer and he didn’t want a kid seeing their role models smoking.

Why do people hate periods.

“Fuck her. Fuck her coming and going....Fuck this woman.”

Settle down. They’re refusing to sell them supplies, not giving them free blankets.

You had me at zero.

This is very timely.

Tiffany,