I thought that was a gaggle...

The brown star.

Why not both?

Don’t you mean beerr on tapp? :)

I have my period right now and it’s not fun.

So. Shatner.

Keith Richards.

I hear Chris Christie is available...

I am sorry for your families struggles and wish you all strength and peace when you need them. Autism sucks.

It's sooooo good.

He married his daughter. You can’t get much more fucked up than that.

That’s some serious exponential white male privilege there.

MISS FROWN???? One more reason to hate that asshat. I have two boys in elementary school. Much to my chagrin, they like pop music. They know that when Miss Frown comes on the radio, we change the channel because he is a very bad person who hits people and should be in jail.

It wasn’t Jeremy Tambor, was it? That would break my heart.

It was a honeymoon so there was bound to be lots of humping.

I just ate waffle fry nachos at an Irish pub. Feel free to jealous in my direction. Mmmmmm....

I share a birthday with Celine Dion and Piers Morgan. Got any scotch?

My boobs are not big but when I run I layer my boob supports. I’ll wear a bra and a camisole with that under boob thing. Or wear a sports bra and a super tight tank top.

Weeks? Or ten days?

Can we change the Second amendment first?