OMG. I thought you were kidding until I read the linked article. So wrong!

My kids rebellion will be pop music, religion and too-long facial hair. Help!

Remember when McCain was first running against Obama and he was a reasonable, rational, person who could discuss issues without hyperbole and catch phrases? Before Palin was added as VP on the ticket? This is the opposite of that.

I am so sorry for you and your mother.

She’s completely accepted her punishment even if she’s making light of it. She’s driving around in a Barbie jeep. She’s a warning to others.

WHERE AM I RIGHT NOW???

This is brilliant.

I think people just don’t feel engaged in the political process. You (supposedly) vote for people who represent your views in the hopes that your voice will be heard. Unfortunately, because there are only two parties with opposing views on most major issues, you’re not voting for a human being that is speaking from…

He’s talking about everyone voting. Our county’s turnout is pathetic.

Team Taft!

Have some pride in yourself, Lyon!

I hear there are a few openings at Gawker/ Jezebel these days.

A case this serious calls for Geraldo!

You are the best!

I shall use my eighth and ninth hands to applaud you - well done!

Well played! It’s always good to stay the course.

His teeth are glowing!

What a cunt-nundrum.

Why not both?