“Sienna Miller” sounds like the name of a Famous Actress from a “Torn from the Headlines” episode of Law and Order.

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

I keep certain awesome reaction gifs/images for occasions such as these, when they express my feelings better than words alone can. Feel free to steal it.

Well then you can excuse me while I wash my car, water my lawn, play a round of golf on a course with green grass, and eat a handful of almonds.

Was this in Minnesota? My mom makes a “salad” out of green jello, cottage cheese, Miracle Whip, walnuts and whipped cream. Confession, I kinda like it, but whenever she says she is making a “green salad,” we have to clarify which kind of green salad. Fricking Minnesota, I love you.

Give me Niçoise salad or give me fucking death.

Deez Tittayyyyyyyyyyyyyyys

He is to actresses as John Mayer is to pop stars.

Seriously....also, the place just reeks of stale pee...and fresh pee!

Yeah it's what I had thought. Yes it is pathetic. I just wish as a country we had fought a little more when these voter laws were being enacted. But then again they did this on the sly really. As long as the Dem candidate speaks to blacks and Latinos there shouldn't be a problem. It will take some effort thoigh and it…

SHAKING BAD

Cuz you keep sucking up all the awesome.

I didn't have much time to do my best Photoshop, but you get the idea. These Rita Ora posts always get me.

I got some of you THC-deficients covered. No worries.

FTFY. You’re welcome.

Worst beard since Nicole Kidman.

Really. Litter really. Literally.

“Whether Sandra Bland committed suicide or not, we can indict a system. We must hold nuanced discussions that address the implications of state violence while removing the stigma around mental health and suicide, recognizing that state-sanctioned violence can produce suicide as a response. Black people, especially…

One accusation alleges that Hendrix called a child out of class to interrogate him about his sexual orientation, which she admits but says was for his benefit.