Considering all the bodily fluids that married couples cheerfully share on a regular basis, the horror of occasionally using the same toothbrush seems fairly arbitrary. I’m not saying it would thrill me, but if I’m happy to have a man’s dick in my mouth, drawing the line at his toothbrush would be more than a little…

I own so many Jackies that I deserve to have my husband shot while sitting next to me in the back of a convertible.

I’m really conflicted here.

Well Art probably wouldn’t get you either. (I’m confused by the whole thing too.)

Don’t speak that way about hamsters.

He has a face that looks like the result of Gary Shandling mating with a pig.

They tried

Look, I find the fat jokes about Christie to be pretty damn distasteful at times...but jesus, get a better-fitting uniform, dude.

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

Personal anecdote wars are my favorite kinds of wars. Fight, fight!

Well played! It’s always good to stay the course.

I’m going to continue to not watch this show.

His teeth are glowing!

“I fingered that blonde lady backstage.”

Or 3) The actual victims, Ashton. But I guess they are less important than the saviors/would-be saviors. *eyeroll*

Mario Lopez has an eerily perfect complexion.

Anyone else find the window seam across the neck a double down on creepy?

She can hang out with me at my post-rapture sodomy, drugs and abortion party if she gets lonely. Dresscode will be strictly enforced though

Oh, honey, no, they can’t read.

What a cuntry.